you know how a sneeze is 1/6 of an orgasm well here’s a great pick up line go up to a girl and throw pepper in her face until she sneezes and when she does say “that’s only a fraction of what you’ll be feeling with me tonight baby”
omg
Prolapsing my colon….
IF I FIND THESE ON ANYONES PHONE, YOU WILL BE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE JUST FOR USING THESE AWFUL ACRONYMS.
my hole is open
OLD MAN GANGBANG
PROLAPSING MY COLON
Btw I’m having a SBBQ if anyone wanted to come
My Hole Is Open
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
+
Bath tiles that change color according to heat
=
Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs= always do hallucinatory drugs before showering.
Showering in the Bifrost. lskdzhskjdhnlkzmnfkld
Showering in the Bifrost
I COULDN’T RESIST REPLYING TO THIS:
Sue me. XDD
oH MY GOD WHY IS EVERYONE DRAWING FANART OF THIS
The Planet Mars
he doesn’t look very happy
He looks fine to me.
there’s a hole in your dashboard
Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
even the homestucks don’t know what homestuck is don’t worry about it
Perfect character. Perfect movie.
i’m a valuable member of this fandom
Yes you are
Everyone has heard of the “your life flashes before your eyes when you die” situation, but not many people know the reason for it. When something goes wrong, your brain can usually deal with it by using past experiences to deal with things. For example, falling over, your brain…
